It looks a little bit like Mercury, but looks more like the construction worker from the Village People lost his hardhat

Today is Labor Day Kinja Day in the U.S., and in honor of one of the last vestiges of the American labor movement pop culture web, we’re taking the day off here at The A.V. Club.

I just saw a story on the front page that had the headline -

Tyler Perry’s “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Shelter When Joel Osteen Says The Rainbow Is Enuf.”
Tyler Perry’s “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Preacher Scorned”
Tyler Perry’s “Diary Of A Mad White Man”
Joel Osteen’s Madea’s Tough Love
The Haves And The Have-nots

If you’re confused about this website, I suggest you follow the OK Soda manifesto to answer all your questions both here, and in life -

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘problme once, shame on...shame on you. Problme— you can’t get probled again.’”

To paraphrase Paul Mooney (from Chappelles’ Show), regarding Americans being perceived as uncultured, unrefined slobs...

“’Member when the AV Club was good?”

First!

He’s studying now to become an astronaut so he can disappear up Uranus

I donated all my witty bon mots from Disqus/Old AV Club!*

KinjaCancerAIDS

...In order to help the citizens of Houston during this time of crisis, the AV Club will be switching back to Disqus so that people will be able to communicate with each other once again...

♫ Out on the road today

In Soviet Russia, walls fire you!

this show was so bad, it made me get a Kinja account just to complain about it

time for KinjaCancerAIDS

Both first and worst

BOOOOOOOO!

Watch out for snakes!