one last death by CancerAIDS

♫ Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah
Get outta here monster!
Monster! Monster!
Get outta here monster! ♫

On the last day of my AV Club/Disqus-lexia, I read your comment to say -

…has been damn fucking disappointing!…

y'know, snakes shed their skin, so maybe she's gonna come out on stage sometime, and pull hers off to reveal that she was Debbie Gibson this entire time…

…followed Kirsten Dunst from girlhood to womanhood…

Nah… he'll come back from this even bigger and bladder.

"Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I
also think Phil Collins works best…

…encourages one-off "clever" bon mots and tirades…

Qweef Bolt??

…roadside jerk shacks…

WOW! That burger made it in and out of me in 9.58 seconds!

and don't get me started on passing hot dogs down the aisle without taking a bite out of them!

So what O'Reilly's saying is that Trump can Nazi that they're bad?

I DON'T LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB!

♫ Don't try too hard to think
Don't think at all
I'm not the only one
Starin' at the sun
Afraid of what you'd find
If you took a look inside
Not just deaf and dumb
Staring at the sun
Not the only one
Who's happy to go blind ♫

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Eleanor Rigby on 'em. "Gimme five Rigbys for a quarter," you'd say.

Navin R. Johnson: The new Kinja's here! The new Kinja's here!

To everyone who has commented here over the years…
from "when you someone eat it", to "OF COCK", to "Who?", to "die in a fire", to "CancerAIDS", thanks for all the funny stories, comments, memes, etc. - it has been fun.

plus avoiding all the popups that ask if you like cats…