This rings even more hollow than Part I which really struggled to convince, but since it’s Beyonce the media have to lick and lick and lick until they can’t lick no more and then lick some more.

What doesn’t get their dander up? It used to be that Miley Cyrus would have to get mostly naked and stick her tongue out, now Taylor Swift just has to exist and they hate it.

*laughs in Lou Reed and releases Metal Machine Music

I was gonna say because it sounds a bit like ‘Scoob’.

Sure, fuggit, why not?

I can’t think of anything that would get me to listen to country music, but a topless Beyonce walking in sheer pantyhose might do it.

I’m pickin’ up good decisions...

I thought it was more than one; but I was afraid I’d offend the critics.

She certainly does know which way the wind is blowing:

More than one, actually, and they’re great. 

Confucius say: House without toilet is ‘un-canny’.

It’s like pornography: Hard to define exactly but I can tell you when I hear it.

This is how we speak about music now, I guess. ‘Good business decisions’. Pure cynicism, and folks like AVC are fine with it.

Didn’t Ray Charles put out an album of country music?

Mime a needle injection motion

Well, looking at the comments, it seems like I AM required to like it haha

Well, not everybody is required to like it.

You know what brings it out of the grey? All you people lining up to tell them they’re “wrong” for not liking your show.

Good enough for these threads.

He heard about the Taylor Swift Snake-God Queen thing and was afraid to be there