#SAD

That awkward feeling when Rose McGowan is the well-adjusted one

I got a Commando notification for this?!

Your love is like Bad Medicine that makes me feel like I’m On Fire!

Sorry. All those Hankseseses look the same to me-

I was always a fan of chocolate, but mostly because it felt like eating dessert for breakfast.  Pretty sure health-wise it was as well.

I didn’t have Pop Tarts much growing up (obviously for the best), but whenever I did the S’mores ones were my jam.

Lighten up, Francis.  It's just an anagram joke.

Frosted strawberry. I know, it’s basic. But I can’t help but love the classic.

As well as their farce about a failed kitchenware gadget, “Pot Tarps”.

I look forward to the niche fetish porn parody “Top Parts.”

...caliente pocket...

Man I thought you were cool!

Oh I will tell them and you better watch out they get cutty when they get mad.

I did but don’t tell Pop Tarts I cheated on them...

What we really need is a Gobbledok biopic.

What next, a Funyuns movie from Hannibal Buress?

“At that moment, we only wanted freedom,” wrote one retired teacher among the trapped in a letter to the editor published by Globo. “We didn’t know how to proceed. It was like we were orphans there. Look, what drama, right? We were without action, desperate.”

Isn’t this a Morissettesque use of the word “irony”?  Where’s my pitchfork?