well, that hat looks pretty fukn splendid, so...

‘”I feel like I just watched a movie where the whole town on edge a

I don’t even like horror but I would pay good money to see a slasher flick where the slasher was Scarlett Johansson. I don’t mean she plays the slasher, I mean she’s playing herself.

Well played 

I wonder if Emma keeps getting rejected for regular Jeopardy because they think having a celebrity would be too distracting.

I also didn’t enjoy going to work

Has it become old yet to say they should get Scarlett Johanssen? Ah, screw it, I’m saying it anyway.

Here’s hoping for a hot, shirtless pickleball scene.

I feel the need—the need for a big ol’ moustache.

Prediction: Monica Barbaro’s “Phoenix” will be sporting the mustache.

Lana. Lana.

Maverick, your ego is writing Social Security checks your body can’t cash.

It looks like we’re going back to the Danger Zone!

Judge him by his peskiness, do you?

“like most of America’s cultural elite, I worship Pan, the goat god.”

Don’t interrupt me while I’m pesking.

Yes. Thank Dog!

Right after my Bills won their last game of the season, our boneheaded head coach’s first words in the post game interview “well first of all, glory to god, without him this wouldn’t be possible”

At least mix it up and don’t just go to the generic Abrahamic God.  Thank Marduk or  Baal 

Hey, Leggot my eggot!