Cooperated with law enforcement to save himself and now complains about whistleblowers, snowflakes, convicts, and how liberals can’t be good without god. We don’t need to dislike him for that, but we should point out the hypocrisy of it.

That’s the problem, dirtside! Tim NEVER got any stitches!

The problem with jailhouse snitching is that there is often a lack of other evidence to support the testimony and the snitcher is often being bribed in order to get them to lie, as in, “We’ll reduce the charges against you if you help us convict someone who is possibly innocent.”

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

I love that there are people on this planet who have thoroughly digested all 8 seasons of fucking Home Improvement and want to continue the adventure.

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

this is the videogames it’s different.

Oh yeah. Well, IDK, I bought into that once I accepted Dr. Manhattan.

Eh, if there’s one thing true about comics, and especially Marvel comics, it’s that canon is more or less malleable unless you’re Uncle Ben. 

“Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?”

People are saying that Turner D. Century is the linchpin of the Spider-Verse and a film featuring him is a masterpiece in waiting. Go for it Sony, these not Spider-Man movies couldn’t get any worse...

Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?

And does it feature many of the concepts and characters as Across the Spider-Verse? It has that movie’s version of Madame Webb—Dakota Johnson’s character, which is supposed to make the elderly comics version relevant; it has Sweeney’s character, who in the comics becomes the second Madame Webb (and before that Arachne…

“Under this program, customers would earn a stamp or NFT for completing “Journeys” in the metaverse. Those NFTs consisted of artwork created by Starbucks workers or other artists, and they could be bought or sold. Earning the stamps also unlocked additional benefits and interactive experiences for Rewards members.”

I am LOVING watching all this web3 trash going down the drain. Keep it going please.

Yeah, the sentence “But Civil War is not about the military, or the President, or the origins of this particular conflict” made me think, “so we’ll just skip right over the racism, misogyny, bigotry and capitalist exploitation that’s fueling our current and historical rifts? OK then. I’m sure it’s super insightful”
But…

It’s wild how the person you’re responding to doesn’t understand that “but it’s okay because they DESERVE it” is exactly what rape apologists believe. They just draw the line at who “deserves it” differently.

Look, we can talk about the death penalty. But there is no “rape penalty” - and there shouldn’t be. There shouldn’t be, because it then normalizes rape, a thing which is not normal and has no justification ever. I understand the hate and revulsion, I feel it myself. But this narrative of “haha, you’ll go to jail and…

...because the dumpster fire formerly known as twitter is owned by a sociopathic, nazi, drug-addicted, potmark-faced mentally-disabled methhead kkk freak. That’d be a ridiculously easy question even for the $200 square on Jeopardy