You could literally end homelessness in the United States and still have $20,000,000,000 left over.

Great, now I’m remembering MILF Manor.

Oh cool, he’s here now.

Sounds like a problem for the giant corporation, not random internet narcs.

What’s extra pathetic is that he obviously did this to boost his own ego, but hides behind excuses like “it hurts the developer.” The game comes out on Friday. A leak a week before a game comes out is supposed to harm Bethesda how exactly?

“I am now a pariah of that subreddit,” Adkins wrote in his initial email. “I get it, hype and excitement are at an all-time high. I’m just as excited as the next person, but I draw the line at theft. I was raised to believe that crime doesn’t pay. I had hoped our society, and so-called Bethesda fans could be held to…

Ow, my hip!

“We’re outing you to your parents, but we know they’re abusive bigots, so we’re also calling Child Protective Services. Try to stay alive until they get to your case and decide if you should be abused in the foster care system, or if you should continue to be abused at home.”

The one on the Switch isn’t bad, but yeah, I agree.

“We’re outing you to your parents, but we know they’re abusive bigots, so we’re also calling Child Protective Services. Try to stay alive until they decide to let you be abused at home, or put you into the foster system to be abused there.”

“We’re outing you to your parents, but we know they’re abusive bigots, so we’re also calling Child Protective Services. Try to stay alive until they decide to let you be abused at home, or put you into the foster system to be abused there.”

I wish more pixel art games would recreate what they ACTUALLY looked like on a TV. All these crisp jagged lines look like crap to me. The blending you get from a CRT is something else entirely, and the developers accounted for that.

“Hey, we’re outing you to your abusive bigoted parents, but don’t worry, we’re also contacting child protective services. A CPS worker will check in on you in a couple weeks, if you’re still alive and haven’t been kicked out of the house. We know you’re gonna get the shit beat out of you, but we think keeping secrets…

Which is why I think “death of the author” is total bullshit.

In a weird move, Universal greatly increased the number of screens playing Super Mario Bros. It played on less than 70 screens last weekend, but increased it to almost 1500 this weekend.

That’s what’s funny about people who haven’t read the books getting really upset about the supposed glorification of the white savior trope. The books very much know that and go to great lengths to point out that what Paul does leads to the deaths of billions and millennia of brutal oppression.

Good. Fuck ‘em.

Exactly. They’ve got to have mountains of vector images of Vault Boy, there’s thousands of typefaces available online that would fit, and the weathering looks like its just a custom brush.

And how!

Pfft, Power Hour. I did Century Club. Once. It’s like Power Hour, except it’s one shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.