In a weird move, Universal greatly increased the number of screens playing Super Mario Bros. It played on less than 70 screens last weekend, but increased it to almost 1500 this weekend.

That’s what’s funny about people who haven’t read the books getting really upset about the supposed glorification of the white savior trope. The books very much know that and go to great lengths to point out that what Paul does leads to the deaths of billions and millennia of brutal oppression.

Good. Fuck ‘em.

Exactly. They’ve got to have mountains of vector images of Vault Boy, there’s thousands of typefaces available online that would fit, and the weathering looks like its just a custom brush.

And how!

Pfft, Power Hour. I did Century Club. Once. It’s like Power Hour, except it’s one shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.

A chatbot can’t write as well as you, and you write like shit.

Imagine I made a Drake meme, where the first panel is plant-based meat, and the second panel is lab grown meat.

I don’t think an actual artist ever touched this, which is how this shit happens. Any actual artist would notice the obvious problems, and no artist with any sense of pride would sign off on this.

It was just the Rick voice. He’s only got like three voices. Korvo is Rick, Mr. Meeseeks is Lemongrab, etc.

Things don’t get really weird until God Emperor.

Hope those directors are having a fucking blast sitting around doing nothing. Jerks.

Where were they supposed to find artists who know Fallout?

The Guardian reports that the bones are soy-based, meant to be baked or fried (once the meat has been eaten) to enjoy as a crispy snack.

I didn’t really understand who it was supposed to be for?

The problem is, it’s destroyed the pipeline. People can’t get promoted. Which means your average showrunner is just getting older with no one trained to replace them. 

I firmly believe that the chatbot emperor has no clothes.

I... I was joking! It was a joke!

If they get to Dark Forces 2, I’ll be very excited. That was my first FPS back in the day.