Before the Dilbert guy went insane, he argued that all events either happen or they don’t, so the odds of any event is 50/50.

Capital-G Gamers preferred the racist? I’m shocked.

Mm-hmm.

I often think of the line “I make a good point.” His delivery is just perfect:

TMZ has updated her condition to “alive.”

Windows feels exactly the same way. TVs, too.

At least this one was actually about a fandom. I read the “things never to say to a PS5 owner” and I was mostly just confused?

The “their running out of ideas” people should try designing over a thousand of something.

I’d like to hear David Warner’s opinion, but he’s dead.

I remember getting a video card that came with this amazing demo disk. I played the shit out of it. It had demos for Tachyon: The Fringe, Rayman 2, Thief 2, and, uh, Daikatana.

It’s much better paced than the all-Elcor orgy game.

Everyone’s always talking about Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead, but no one’s talking about the Feelings of the Dead.

Didn’t he used to fight Captain Planet?

It was a cool time. Between games, my family got an internet connection, so for the first time in my life I was looking at the internet for leaks and news. Looking at fuzzy images of Marill (then known only as Pikablu) slowly load over dial-up was cutting-edge stuff.

I may have to load up TF2 and do this.

Skip.

Gold and Silver blew my MIND (granted, I was like 10).

You should give it a shot, if you already have a Switch.

It gets worse! The account name is johngalt666. Who knew it could get more pathetic?