It’s so weird that women aren’t clamoring to be with guys who refer to them as “stinky holes.”

I hate to break the spell, but for others wondering:

That’s something I was wondering about. From what I’ve read, it sounds like DeSantis wants to make it a requirement that someone from the state has to inspect the rides. Which to me says, on any given day, the state could “forget” to send someone and then Disney’s rides are fucked.

I had a weird version of that recently. I was in a small, crowded parking lot. I got to the far end around a corner, and saw that the spot I was looking at was going to be too small (an SUV had parked over the line). So I do an Austin Powers turn around, and I see an opening on the other end of the lot.

My failed guesses when I also had _O_ER

I have a lot of love and nostalgia for Star Trek Armada 2. It wasn’t the most balanced of games, but it was very fun.

This is why physical media isn’t worth it to me. I have to download stuff anyway and now I have a box taking up space and disks to deal with.

Thank god.

Counterpoint:

It’s definitely worse.

I sometimes wonder about MySpace Tom. It seems like he really got out at the right time and then stayed out of the public eye. Possibly the only smart tech bro.

far-right wing conspiracists that consider themselves citizen journalists and are convinced most people secretly agree with them, but had to come up with some explanation for why their terrible tweets never gained traction

Flarg it! Hrnf it! Shlonk it!

Those are your initials, so yes.

She doesn’t look anything like Katherine Hepburn!

I’ve seen that documentary.

I finally finished the original Super Mario Bros on the Switch (thank you rewind feature).

I cut boot leather out of my diet.