DENTAL PLAN

DENTAL PLAN

Children deserve good movies, too.

So I’m curious, what would be the ideal Mario movie of people in the comments here? I want to hear plots, casting options, the whole shebang.

This is exactly the type of show I should like but this looks very dumb.

Holy shit, we get it, Chris Pratt thinks you’ll really like his Mario voice.

An unfinished version of the first episode leaked. They do address his absence, but I don’t want to spoil anything.

What I’m hearing is we need The Breakfast Club but with wizards.

I try to not shit on religious people, but man...

I’ve tried their regular hot sauces. They were very meh.

It’s weird. Back to the Future 2 was thirty years ago. Achewood made fun of him nearly twenty years ago. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson was making fun of him ten years ago.

And even before he was shot, it appears his arms were melting together.

Amazon relies too much on data, frustrating creators

I’ve noticed this problem with buffalo wings. A lot of the wings I get these days are too meaty. Ideally you’d have a large surface-area to volume ratio, since the sauce is what you’re there for. If I’m ordering them, I’ll usually spring for all-flats because the drums are getting absolutely massive.

But that’s also just a different flavor of multiversal adversary. It’s a lateral move from Kang at best.

Which is not an escalation.

But all of those are universal threats at best, and by the time they come around, The Avengers will have saved the entire multiverse.

Yeah, but these are movies. They require escalation.

I think they’ll get through the Kang story (played by whoever) and then they’ll be screwed.

It’s free with Playstation Plus, so maybe I’ll finally give it a shot.