Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

Don’t stoop to his level...

“4. Pocket glasses”

I’m just going to leave this here.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

This was just straight up purchased.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

What the fuck does Hines Ward have to do with any of this?

I’m baffled why you think anyone here could possibly give a flying fuck that you didn’t want to read this thing that you clicked on.

Then don’t fucking read it. No one cares whether you like a feature or not.

Then you haven’t set your pebble up right(possibly at all), you don’t have to touch it at all to get your notifications from a pebble. Unless you want to dig into past notifications or open up an app(something you need to touch any smartwatch to do) it’s pretty touch free.

Nooooooooooo! Pebble is my favorite smart watch. Useful, constantly updating, built like a brick house and a 10 day battery life. They’re the one smartwatch that is actually doing things right.

Don’t screw this up Fitbit.

I disagree with the Trump-Pence administration about a ton of things. But the most effective way to do so are with proven facts, not exaggerations found from twitter and facebook posts. Snopes did a good article showing the evidence for this often-repeated statement:

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Division of Hipster Affairs. You’ve probably never heard of them.

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)