That was a sweet shoulder

“Checking in.”

I’m going to guess you’ve already received some flack for this analogy, but Apple wasn’t the first, and they actually received a few lawsuits here and there in the iPod’s humble beginning.

I still can’t figure out what Apple does that makes them so popular.

Sincerely,

A former Creative Zen owner.

Dumbbells aren’t gimmicks. They’re not even ‘weight loss’ tools in particular. But if you don’t use them, you don’t use them. That’s on you.

Dumbbells aren’t gimmicks. They’re not even ‘weight loss’ tools in particular. But if you don’t use them, you…

Look at this fucking hoopster.

In 1996 Rod Carew’s teenage daughter died of leukemia. The doctors wanted to give her a bone marrow transplant, but because she was half black, half white, they never found a match.

Since you brought it up, sign the back of your driver’s license or whatever you need to do in your state to be an organ donor. Then TELL YOUR FAMILY you did it and that you want your organs donated to save lives when you die. You won’t need them anymore at that point, anyway.

Oh, and PS, if his girlfriend is 5'2", he’s not that much taller, so on top of that, he’s a short guy. Looks like one of my nebbishy tax partners at the law firm where I work.

How the GOP turned NC from a decently progressive state (yes with a bunch of dumbass racist Southerners I admit) into the ridiculous Tea Party hellhole of politics that the General Assembly is now:

I learned from a Lifehacker “Tips from the Inbox” post a loooong time ago (I can no longer find it) on how to improve the granny knot, and it’s very easy to do. The rabbit runs around the tree twice before tucking and forming the second loop. My laces are secure, rarely come undone and untie just as easily as from a…

Hopefully his face gets better. :/

“God, i just wanna read the comment section. Please spare me from the lag of next article.”

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

You would think calling something “e-sports” would means it includes the basic elements of both “e” (or electronic) and “sports”, but hey maybe I’m the crazy one. It’s fine to create a word that means what you want (like “sports” instead of “competitive athletics”), but it’s definitely misleading to co-opt an existing…

Report: I am not happy about this infinite scrolling.

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Regarding your hope of wearing No. 7 for the Yankees, Clint, here’s your answer: No.

The USWNT only generates more revenue in World Cup years, which are down years for the men’s cycles. The women draw well, but the men draw better, partially because their opponents have stronger following in the US than the equivalent women squads do. The Gold Cup and Copa America and WC qualifiers are generally good…

“May” have been a travel? Really? And Mike Breen didn’t think so? Not trying to take away from Steph doing Steph things, but I’m honestly curious how one could watch that play and think it wasn’t the most obvious double dribble ever.

Goddammit NBA, let me enjoy a few more years before you turn into fucking MLB and I have to start watching soccer or some shit.