Yeah, it looks like maybe a cover for controlling the sprinklers or something. I imagine the clubs with more money know how to hide those things away.

trips over nothing

Washing the laundry is no big deal.

I’m gonna put my hand up and ask how the joke I missed about covering the White Sox started.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

WTF is this new commenting scheme?!

During the second leg he’ll be chillin on the sidelines with his skateboard doing huge ollies of hot bitches titties. Then even though he isn’t playing he’ll drill a fart so nasty that Monacos team just dies instantly.

He took it in portrait mode, and your box cuts off the bottom half... AKA the half with the good doggy.

That’s where I work out :) I think it depends on which particular branch it is. I’ve gone to three regularly over the course of about 4 years (often during peak times) and never have run into this.

I feel like much of this would be true for the dearly departed David Barton gym, or perhaps some other gym in Hells Kitchen or Chelsea (like Crunch)— but not necessarily for other gyms in NYC. Although I have encountered crowded locker rooms, I’ve never seen any hanky panky going on in steam rooms or the locker…

I’d really be down with a “no auto-playing gifs of traumatic injuries” policy on this site. Let people decide whether they want to see that shit or not. I almost never click on Deadspin’s “look at this horrible injury!” articles because I don’t need or want to watch other people suffering, but I didn’t have a choice…

Look, our Extremely Intelligent President Trump (he has excellent genes for intelligence, let me tell you, did you know one of his uncles was a professor at MIT? Top quality brains, and he worked on the nuclear, you know, which is so vital) noticed that all the refugees these days are coming from countries in turmoil,…

My immediate first thought too. No one gets “bullied” for being what society perceives as normal unless you are being a complete asshole.

“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

Non-doctors calling themselves M.D. is simply wrong, they aren’t. Attorneys, however, are Esq.’s. That’s the title that goes with the degree.

Agreed. Calling something that was not a nuclear missile a “nuclear missile” needs correction. That’s kind of an egregious error.

Trump was having dinner with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe Saturday when news broke that North Korea had launched a nuclear missile.

While the ability to market lower prices and play to human psychology is certainly part of it, the airlines’ unbundling trend is more about taxes:

Look, I supported Pol Pot because of his platform to mechanize agriculture, not for that other stuff. Stop judging me.

First they came for the Eggos, and I cried not, “Leggo!”