FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

Jabari Parker? Started out great as a rookie, got injured, wasn’t good last year but you can write that off as recovery. Playing very well so far this year.

Let’s run with the equivalence you’ve created and not even question it.

you are this upset about a team of people you don’t know losing a game? Imagine how you might feel if your people were virtually exterminated over a span of hundreds of years, thrown onto reservations, and forced to watch what was left of your people and culture become a caricature for a baseball team....

you can’t defend a city that’s racist in fucking 2016 by saying it won’t be racist one day.

Goodness I’d love to hear the reasoning behind offering a settlement to Shiva Ayyadura. It just seemed like there was no case at all. 

Employed people over 30 often live in nice cities where an $80 hotel room will be a rathole 10 miles away and anything remotely close by is over $200. So, yeah, they’re welcome on my couch rather than having to add $400+ to the cost of their weekend visit that could instead be spent on lots of good food and alcohol.

kind of a heteronormative conjecture though, no?

Well, you can start with the fact that physics teaches us that the microwave photons in wifi are less powerful than the infrared photons emitted by your cat. Physics also teaches us that the photons of radiation emitted by wifi cannot ionize atoms in DNA molecules, the only way that we know that cancer can be caused…

NO BUT I’M AN ADULT AND I WANT IT!!! MY POLITICAL CANDIDATE LOST IN A SHADY WAY AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN POLITICS SO… WAH!

You’re making this comment on a site that regularly asks its readers if they would fuck some random dude political/public figure. Usually played for laughs.

I like how the conclusion he came to is that he needs an Apple device to fit in as opposed to concluding that people who judge you for using a device different from their personal preference are asshats that you’re probably better off not having in your life.

Click-bait articles are getting really bad.

Yeah, didn’t Trejo get cast in his first role based on his experience in prison?

1. Danny Trejo.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

Any song longer than three minutes is basically jazz and therefore sucks.

In all honestly, water can splash on the lenses of your sunglasses making it harder to see what’s going on. Also, can you imagine how hard it would be to come home and say, “Yeah, today was just awful at work. Gary got his arm bit off by this super strong shark, AND I lost my hat and sunglasses. I loved that hat and…

As this was a game that made me angry for so many reasons, I was almost disgusted when the announcing team started pitching the vote for the new stadium and complaining what a shame it would be for San Diego not have a stadium.It did, however, lead to a great moment which I feel need to confirm as it felt so insane.