I don’t think you fully understand the idea behind the family rules. It’s not a proclamation as in “our family is the best!”, but a set of actual rules. Don’t get me wrong: absolutely awful, ugly poster or whatever. But still.

See, I grew up with him too, and I’m just thoroughly sick of him. The backbackbackbackback thing might have been clever about 25 years ago, but now it’s annoying and stupid.

I tried watching the HR Derby. I really did. But I couldn’t get past Chris Berman ruining everything with his shtick. I had to turn it off. Can he please be put out to pasture already?

Gisele: “Well you can’t expect him to throw and catch!”

Was The Block too late to make the list?

and it’s a pain in the ass.

Key point: you rent. If you have any aspirations to buy a house, you need a credit score.

because it’s never happened to you in the insignificantly small number of times you’ve rented an apartment (compared the the significantly large number of times apartments have been rented), it’s impossible that a landlord, when possibly renting to someone with zero credit history, would either a) ask for more months…

Car dealerships generally don’t loan you money unless they are those shady self-finance lots that sell cars for a few thousand dollars with horrible interest rates. Dealerships also don’t really care how much money you put down. Also, you should have your financing set up before you ever set foot in the dealership.…

and what was your last interest rate on a loan?

terrible advice.

I remember watching CNN’s coverage of the Gulf War and remembering the scenes in Forrest Gump of the Vietnam war. I was terrified I would be drafted and have to go to war but I understood it was my duty. So I told my neighbor, a retired Marine, that I was ready to go and fight and wouldn’t need to be drafted. He told…

Dellavedova is the one that made us gasp most, I think.

All of these guys generate more than $5 billion in revenue. Another way to express concerns about overpaid players is to express concern about underpaid owners. Is that your concern?

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

I guess in lieu of making something people actually like, you can intentionally under-perform and call it really edgy satire. I know when I’m insecure about the results of my efforts, I sometimes self-sabotage them - for example, if I’m making a piece of functional furniture and I want it to turn out way better than I…

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

No, I think you mean LeBaron...

Hi Peter!