Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

This is my most enduring Pete Rose memory:

Patrick: now is the perfect time to unleash that “Actually, Dan Snyder is Very Good” take you’ve been sitting on for years.

I think he’s “America’s most popular cop” because he exemplifies what a lot of people think cops ought to be: getting “scumbags” and “thugs” off the streets by any means necessary. Planting evidence? Who cares, he’s probably guilty of something. Rough up a suspect? Who cares, he’s a criminal and probably deserved it.…

I use a flattened straw. It gives a nice v shaped corner you can use to work stuff put with.

Joe Shlabotnik doesn’t have the control to K 3 guys, he definitely pitches to contact...

How similar is this to Team Fortress 2? It sounds like it’s in the same vein, insofar as accessibility to casuals goes. (I haven’t really played any vidya but TF2 in the past, oh, five years.)

“We don’t want your opinions, but here’s mine.” - Some Entitled Internet Fuck

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Everyone knows you order the bowl and get a tortilla on the side. They give you more stuff when you order the bowl and you still get the fat, carbs, and calories of the tortilla; just use it like you would bread to pick up rice ‘n kebab ‘n stuff. Fuckin’ newbs.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Yours is a nation of people that repeatedly hurls epithets at one of your few black leaders including a senator that referred to her as a monkey. The pervasiveness of your mentality is precisely why your country is one of the most bigoted on the planet.

What’s left? Maybe his electric handles, his sharp passing and his ability to finish around the rim? Like, 3 things every single NBA player would kill to have?

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

He was an excellent manager for the USMNT and got more out of that squad in his time there than any of his peers would have.

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

Eh, more importantly than that the airlines sell the unused cargo space to shippers. Fewer people checking bags means more money coming in from parcel shipping.

The video is under the Standard Youtube License, which allows:

This is pretty much always true, not just at weddings.