Gisele: “Well you can’t expect him to throw and catch!”

Was The Block too late to make the list?

and it’s a pain in the ass.

Key point: you rent. If you have any aspirations to buy a house, you need a credit score.

because it’s never happened to you in the insignificantly small number of times you’ve rented an apartment (compared the the significantly large number of times apartments have been rented), it’s impossible that a landlord, when possibly renting to someone with zero credit history, would either a) ask for more months…

Car dealerships generally don’t loan you money unless they are those shady self-finance lots that sell cars for a few thousand dollars with horrible interest rates. Dealerships also don’t really care how much money you put down. Also, you should have your financing set up before you ever set foot in the dealership.…

and what was your last interest rate on a loan?

terrible advice.

I remember watching CNN’s coverage of the Gulf War and remembering the scenes in Forrest Gump of the Vietnam war. I was terrified I would be drafted and have to go to war but I understood it was my duty. So I told my neighbor, a retired Marine, that I was ready to go and fight and wouldn’t need to be drafted. He told…

Dellavedova is the one that made us gasp most, I think.

All of these guys generate more than $5 billion in revenue. Another way to express concerns about overpaid players is to express concern about underpaid owners. Is that your concern?

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

No, I think you mean LeBaron...

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

This is my most enduring Pete Rose memory:

Patrick: now is the perfect time to unleash that “Actually, Dan Snyder is Very Good” take you’ve been sitting on for years.

I think he’s “America’s most popular cop” because he exemplifies what a lot of people think cops ought to be: getting “scumbags” and “thugs” off the streets by any means necessary. Planting evidence? Who cares, he’s probably guilty of something. Rough up a suspect? Who cares, he’s a criminal and probably deserved it.…

I use a flattened straw. It gives a nice v shaped corner you can use to work stuff put with.

Joe Shlabotnik doesn’t have the control to K 3 guys, he definitely pitches to contact...

How similar is this to Team Fortress 2? It sounds like it’s in the same vein, insofar as accessibility to casuals goes. (I haven’t really played any vidya but TF2 in the past, oh, five years.)