Everyone knows you order the bowl and get a tortilla on the side. They give you more stuff when you order the bowl and you still get the fat, carbs, and calories of the tortilla; just use it like you would bread to pick up rice ‘n kebab ‘n stuff. Fuckin’ newbs.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

What’s left? Maybe his electric handles, his sharp passing and his ability to finish around the rim? Like, 3 things every single NBA player would kill to have?

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

He was an excellent manager for the USMNT and got more out of that squad in his time there than any of his peers would have.

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

This is pretty much always true, not just at weddings.

You laugh but the NCAA is going to bring the hammer down on MIT for not self-reporting Quan Le having a tutor complete his PE requirements for him.

I heard there were 10 questions about binary, and they were both pretty tough.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Is there a point to this article? It feels like you left about 6 paragraphs off the end of the story

The vuvuzela is not an instrument any more than “accidentally backing over the family cat” is a musical performance.

Theremin or GTFO.

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

Hey! I don’t have kids.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

You’re a moron.

Schilling’s fatal flaw is one shared by many on the right. Because Republicans vs. Democrats is covered like a professional sport, and because both parties are closely linked with the concepts of conservatism vs. liberalism, it all runs together for people like Schilling. When faced with information contrary to his…