On a professional level, women don’t have the athleticism to compete in sports that place emphasis on strength and speed. Look no further than 100m records or lifting records to realize the disparity is real. What women at your gym can do doesn’t enter the equation.

I changed the oil, oil filter, and air filter in my fiance’s car once and a couple months later it needed some new tires. She took it to the shop and they offered her a “free” inspection. They came back into the waiting room with her air filter and the guy pointed out a piece of a leaf in it and said it was dirty and…

I choose the third option. People like you.

I suppose you don’t like soccer uniforms being called “kits” either.

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

“Why do you joke about hanging fruit? It is delicious and gives great sustenance. I see no humor here.”

1. Salt and Butter

I just find it funny that proponents of this made up disease actually say that it is often misdiagnosed as fibromyalgia, another made up disease.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Actually, this is a good and correct opinion. Peeps are an abomination in the sight of God.

Why break precedent now.

It’s complete dumb luck. Garbage story from a garbage writer.

A certain degree of this goal is just dumb luck, no? It careened off the defender’s shin to flick slightly to the right.

I don’t think these folks understand how shadows work; lowering the park would elongate the shadows from all the buildings, nevermind the shadows from the walls themselves. Better to raise it. Who is going to pay for raising it? Mexico. No, just kidding. Better idea is have the developers of the “supertalls” pay for…

Is the person mentioned Peola Smith-Smith a 14 seed in the Names of the Year Bracket?

Gawker media had three good things:

I don’t think you actually read Deadspin.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

I sort of read that statement to mean that it’s somewhat racist to assume that black academy members will automatically vote for black actors, and that any solution to the dearth of black nominees that consists of simply adding more black academy members would thus be relying on that same sorta-kinda racist assumption…

Just say: “Men play best-of-5-set matches, women play best-of-3. Men should be payed more because they play more tennis and generate more (advertising) revenue.”

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