After the poking, Talib was walking around the field gesticulating wildly and re-enacting the finger in the eye. What was all of that about?

It’s “free” as long as you ignore the fact that the football players are spending 40+ hours a week to generate revenue for the school’s athletic program.

Right. “Free”.

Or, he could use that money he made from the NFL to pay for college.

The standard you’re quoting is completely, 100% made up. There’s no basis for it in law or otherwise.

I heard he can also do this thing where he hits the ball all spinny and makes it bounce sideways.

Burnenko, you’re a good writer-person, and I like to read the smart things you say.

You said that he shot an airball, but that ball pretty clearly hits the net.

Wasn’t there a pretty egregious 12-men-in-the-huddle that went uncalled? Can’t remember which team it was, though.

Not his fault. Ball took a hop right when he went to kick it.

Good for him for having been successful and for being more self-aware than most given his various limitations, but this guy just seems so goddamn dumb.

Literally no one thinks of “PC” as meaning “a computer that is personal”. Language changes. Time to adapt.

1. Luke’s making out with his sister, since Lucas had no idea where his story was going.

You can’t refuse service on the basis of certain protected classes. They vary by location (and federal vs state), but we’re typically talking race, national origin, gender, military service, etc.

“Yesterday, ... I was serving a Muslim couple...

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It’s literally used ONE time in the article.

At 5 minutes-ish he definitely puts the gun down, picks up the camera, and just walks to the target. I don’t think he was just editing out the safety stuff...

Seconded. FWIW, I’m about 6’1”, 200 lbs, umm... 10mpw?, and have been known to run a few races at 6mins per mile as well.

Seconded. FWIW, I’m about 6’1”, 200 lbs, umm... 10mpw?, and have been known to run a few races at 6mins per mile as…

I posted my story before, but I kept thinking, “You know, that’s a really boring story. At the time, it seemed like a bigger deal.” Then I remembered that I’d left out the crucial detail. So here’s the amended version: