Alto sax always looks absurdly small when played by a grown adult.

The problem is speed. If they slowed down, it wouldn’t be so dangerous. Heck, I drive up it once in a pickup and didn’t even crash, because I drove slowly. Problem Solved™

Yeah, it can be dangerous.

“cliffs"

I’m going with “lack of guardrails”

As far as I’m concerned Taika Waititi needs to cancel every other project and start churning out 51 episodes a year of What We Do in the Shadows. He can have Christmas week off.

can’t argue with that!

She couldn’t see a thing.

If you don’t dig the first season the show isn’t for you.

In a series that basically relies on well worn tropes I knew that he wasn’t dead from the moment the camera cut from him because you don’t see him die. 

The mightiest duck is Michelle Pfeiffer.

Breakfast Club II: We Replaced The Basketcase With A Hot Blonde.

Well, I just hope this doesn’t further delay Breakfast Club II.

Yeah, apparently I am An Old but if someone could point out where the joke is in that paragraph I would really appreciate it.

Ah. She has a type. If she’s not seeing anyone, I’ll at my van in the parking lot in the 7/11, pretending to bang on the engine to fix it or whatever but really selling oregano to teenagers.

Wes Anderson? More like Wes AnderFUN!

You?

So...do we fight now, or after school?

I’m so glad it hasn’t happened, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t morbidly curious what a Wes Anderson Marvel movie would be like.

I know there are people who get tired of Wes Anderson because he only does The One Thing, but I still get excited over every new movie of his. I mean, yeah, he only does The One Thing, but he does it so well.