I’ve read several dozen comments about the Jussie Smollett case, and I can’t recall seeing a single comment that said “This case proves that racism doesn’t exist”. Perhaps I don’t read the same forums that you do.

It’s only messy and complex before you take into account that he staged it. Once that little factoid enters into things, it gets much clearer.  Well, to me anyway.

Never try and rail grind with a bus. It’s damn near impossible to ollie at the end.

Maybe I’ll get skewered for even asking this, but are we prepared for the potential loss of personal freedom and control that might come with this? People always mention driving by hand being outlawed one day but what if it actually happens. What if 100 years from now there is no way to travel that involves self…

Coconut is the *worst* nut. 

Has there been any other character besides the Joker to win two Oscars?

I read somewhere he’s doing five episodes of “Bounty Law”.

Frozen 2 probably was released too late in the year to qualify? They could still try to push for it next year.

If she hates all this shit so much and shes just sooooo awkward, why the fuck does she keep going to award shows? You ever try and get your teenager to do anything they don't want to? Good fuckin luck. It's just so corny 

Remember when the AV Club would have like 500 comments for an article like this by now? 

He’s got someone playing Dean Martin in it, and Tim Roth has a scene or two, as well. The work print was 4 1/2 hours.

My 80's high school yearbook club called, they want their captions back.

I have mixed feelings about this as many radio shows and early TV were 15 minutes. I think the 15 minute format can be used concisely for dramatic purposes. I’m not sure if they would do that here though. 

My attention started to wander before I got halfway through your comment!

The declaration of a “capital” implies a hierarchy of pizza that does not and cannot empirically exist.

I agree. I hate this. Unfortunately, once we entered Tik Tok territory, Quibi will seem like Ken Burns length to these ADD addled kids.

I don’t understand why anybody wants to watch anything they actually want to see on a phone, ever.

I shudder to think about someone watching the entire Superbowl in portrait mode on their phone...

It’s William Hughes, so no, they’re not. That said, Little Women should win AAAALLLLLLLLL the Oscars. Loved it. That and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. 

Blanc should start the next movie with a thin moustache, and the moustache should grow comically larger with each scene, and nobody ever comments on it.