Waterfowl in general just suck. Seagulls, ducks, geese, fucking swans, all of them have a default setting of “fucking asshole.” 

When I was a kid we were feeding seagulls nachos at a waterpark, and then we thought it would be funny to throw some on my mom while she was napping in a deck chair. It turns out it was not funny and we got grounded for a long time.

So on one hand we should be focusing more on other people who were screwed over by law enforcement, but on the other this particular focus is just a convenient hatchet job on law enforcement and the media.

I live in a city with a lot of seagulls. They’re very terrible. I’ve seen one trying to eat another bird alive (the bird was injured and didn’t seem super likely to live but yeah, it was definitely very alive as the seagull ate it).
They’ll attack people and try and get their food. Eating outdoors in summer can often…

a Brooklyn accent straight out of the silent era

I remember way long ago working at a wedding parking cars and he was there.  Could not have been nicer to all of the folks working.  It always stuck with me how gracious he was.  RIP good sir.

My son used to call those the grey days. He LITERALLY thought that people had not invented color yet. We’re so proud!

Ah, so you have to get to the end of the photo gallery before you can even access the comments; that’s not a great system.

Feelin’ Good, Bill!

It seems like I get more and more offended every time I watch it.

This article: Boy, that scene was problematic, gross!

Yeah, I agree that’s City Hall, so that’s clearly not actually the Chinese. lol

Probably more sheltered. I bet she's just not used to asking for receipts or being defrauded since I bet very few people who live in Kuwait get a second chance to defraud a member of the royal family.

How did the Nigerian princes let this one slip through their hands?

It’s kind of like a dog whistle. Once you hit 30 you can no longer hear most of these groups.

Soooo.... you’re saying I should eat them?

This is the same kind of logic people use to justify supporting the side you seem to be against. Dozens if not hundreds of people are still alive because of this man and he was basically harassed to very literal death because the FBI and the media got it wrong and never really tried to make up for it. That happened.…

“We as a culture” are mostly enjoying his standup and his Netflix show, and probably this upcoming book.

THOSE PORSCHES AREN’T GOING TO BUY THEMSELVES!