actually re-watching it, Chevy is kind of a jerk throughout. I realize they’re kind of trying to improvise humor, but his form of humor is all disparaging the show. “my famous friends say .... it’s improving.” and “oh yes i’m very happy. I’ve never had, uh, more time taken away from my life.” “i’m sure things will…

Older x-er here and we ordered pizza delivered to our driver’s ed class when we were shown these. Teacher thought it was very funny, we were probably bad people :(

Well, no, they haven’t, unless they’ve specifically gone looking for it. There’s a world of difference between seeing fake violence created in a studio for the sake of spectacle and real, actual death and destruction.

I had a friend tell her kids that a saltine cracker is called a “cookie.” So, anytime she was around a relative that offered her a cookie, she politely declined.

You know what halftime show doesn’t get enough credit? Katy Perry. I’m not a fan of that brand of pop, but as a purely bonkers spectacle, she really delivered. Everyone rightly remembers Left Shark, but let’s also not forget her entering the field on a giant mechanical lion, and then ending the show flying around the…

-posted from iPhone, in Oakleys, in a Jeep Grand Cherokee, in a Costco parking lot

No, but he did make Jack

I shake my baby. Quiets her right down so me and her mom can do meth in peace. 

Gen X may never get a president, but we finally got a half time show.

RIP to a legend. I wouldn’t call it underappreciated, but Stripes is probably by favorite non-Ghostbusters Reitman.

It was excellent, but it wasn’t the greatest halftime show of all time. Prince’s performance in ‘07 and U2's show months after 9/11 remain the greatest.

This tweet is for you:

“What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no!”

All I need to know is, were LeBron and Larry paid in crypto or USD?

Well, not sure if sketchy because it’s not entirely inaccurate, I tell my kids that if they don’t brush their teeth then they are going to fall out. They have to brush their teeth every day, the toothpaste secures their teeth in their mouth. 

When the first tooth came out, I went to the credit union and got a stack of $2 bills to have on hand. Our biggest problem came when a tooth came out during a week-long sleepaway camp last summer. Fortunately, the counselor packaged it up to come home and we convinced the kiddo that the tooth fairy couldn’t get to the…

When basketball players talk about breaking Wilt’s record, it’s not the 100 point game they’re thinking about.

Leonardo DiCaprio, but they’re dubbing in Christian Slater’s voice.

I wondered the same thing. Found the answer through some creative googling.

Calling a show on HBO “Showtime” may have been a little difficult.