I hope they're at least real bodhi seeds. I feel like I'm seeing a seam on the one on the left, as though it's plastic >_<

Nothing good ever happens with Jager bombs in the mix. It's like someone offering you a bottle of Rev when you're already into your cups. Blithering idiot juice, that's what that shit is.

Aww, I wanted it to be Taylor Swift.

Sounds like Mark has his next article cut out for him: 2015's Creepy New Sex Act, The Pearl Scrunchie.

Looks like every selfie I took for the first week with my new phone, before I figured out how to adjust the "beauty filter" on it. Thanks, Samsung, for turning SmartBlur into IdioticBlur.

Seriously. All that means is that God's an asshole. No thanks.

That's really cool! Thank you :D

Where do all these ornaments come from? Are they the First Family's personal ones, or are they White House ornaments, handed down through the years, or are they donated to the President by local businesses? These trees are massive and yet they're always packed with decorations!

ALL THE POPCORN STRINGS. How many hours must that have taken?!

I keep expecting to see an American Apparel tag at the bottom of the photo. It's depressing.

Ha! Seriously. Palmer and Gaiman are not my idea of an ideal, dreamy love. Ick.

Oh god! I feel your pain D:

I wanted the version that had a mock-turtleneck that buttoned in back with "pearl" buttons, and had a large diamond cut-out in the back. Oh, the 80s. Damn you, Jessica McClintock.

I think she escaped from the formal portion of Coachella. Mister Burner says it looks like she's wearing a curtain. Beautiful colour on her but not a great look.

This is really cool. I'd love to see the back of the dress, see if the geometry continues all the way around. I hope it does.

I want to buy her a beer and dance to Sisters of Mercy. That's what that look does for me.

How I know I'm becoming an old: I look at this and think to myself, "That's not a top, kid."

I want to hem these so they don't look so sloppy. The rest of her look is so sharp.

Fair point. It just looks seriously uncomfortable.

Good lord, this is an awful outfit. The lines of the bustier make it look like her breasts have bags under their eyes, and the skirt is pulling in a really awful way. Nice colours on her, but terrible fabric choice and terrible design. The cups don't even look like they fit.