High fives for Ministry! :D

My "fuck him, I'm going clubbing" playlist usually includes Finger Eleven's "Paralyzer", Hed P.E.'s "Bartender", the dancey remix of Korn's "A.D.I.D.A.S." and the Hardfloor remix of Depeche Mode's "It's No Good".

I was seeing a guy, and out of nowhere, a girl called me up and accused me of having an STD. She described her symptoms, said it was all my fault because she knew I'd been sleeping with him too. I could hear him in the background, pleading with her to get off the phone. I laughed and said I wasn't having any of those…

"I'm going to be late for work. I have to go get carbolic soap because a skunk got into our house last night at 3am, got trapped in the intake vent of the furnace, freaked out and sprayed like crazy, and now I and everything I own reeks of skunk."

^This. I'm there to get sweaty. That's it. No talking.

He was apparently born here, but his mom is from Delaware, and his dad is from Cuba. This one's not our fault. *phew*

Depends on the lipstick. I splurged a while back on a Dior lipstick and holy shit that stuff actually makes my lips feel awesome. At $43, it had better, but yeah. Great colours, long-wearing, no chapping, no flaking.

I work at a place like that. Not knowing where you'll be sitting from one day to the next is a pain. I'm never seated with colleagues, and I can't establish the space as my own, so I feel like I'm not really part of the team, and I have less reason to feel emotionally invested in the company. Maybe it saves money on…

I remember once when I was seventeen, shortly before I left home, getting into trouble for something and lying about it, and my mom demanded that I apologize for lying. I refused to, because I wasn't sorry that I'd done any of it and I didn't want to lie to her. She was not pleased. I did finally apologize, but I…

My only beef with JNCOs is that they were all too fucking high-waisted. Give me lower-rise jeans with leg widths of 30+, and I will give you my monies.

That's so wrong, it's right.

Another anemone here. Which is cool, because at a glance, that's the set I like best.

MTE. I mean, I'd still stan the hell out of her and Drake, but Leo is a wanker, and I say that as someone who had a long-standing crush on him. Had being the operative word.

*snorts* You've earned this:

Pun fully intended, I hope.

My husband is making eggplant parmesan for me tonight. It's one of the best things he makes, and it's so damn good. It'd be nice to go out for dinner, because no dishes, but I love that he put thought into what I'd like, and is taking the time to spoil me with a favourite dish. Also, we don't have to battle the crowds…

The world needs more like you.

Pinkham, I would happily listen to you talk about the Russo-Japan war. I find that stuff fascinating too.

Four sets of twins...my god. She must've been exhausted.