Apparently the same bubble I'm in. It's cozy in here. Want some M&Ms?

That's what jumped out at me. Saved thousands of lives? How exactly? Do tell, y'all.

It looks like she lost her blouse at a house party, and had to do the Walk of Shame to the show wearing Kanye's jacket because there wasn't time to go home and change.

Smiling causes wrinkles, doncha know ;)

This is not a good way to hide male pattern baldness, dude. Just...no.

I'd love to write for Harlequin. It'd be formulaic tripe, but I could have a lot of fun with it, and I definitely wouldn't take my work too seriously.

It's got that crossfade function, just like Paris! ;)

Paris Hilton is a human Winamp. If you gave her vinyl, she wouldn't know what to do with it.