Considering how rarely Hamilton gets on base, it may not take too long.

For his next trick, Billy Hamilton will steal second base while hopping on one foot.

All it’ll take for Desmond to be an All-Star once again is a trade to the Royals.

In the style of the side they both love, this was a whole lot of back and forth never reaching a goal.

You cite a 1988 NYT story and a quote from a USSF president who was voted out in 1990. But even after MLS was sanctioned as D1 in 1993, and even with its unique structure to reduce risks on behalf of ownership, it struggled mightily to attract the investment required to launch a first-division league in the US. In…

(X) You are Tim Tebow.

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

The NFL has announced that Instagram has apologized for the role it played in this unfortunate incident.

Wait- you added that hill?

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

“Relax. I know a guy.”

Twice?

He can consider himself a fucking rocket scientist for all he wants, but he’s not. The low key racist shit he says, his ideas on economic stature relating to the type of person you are, etc etc etc....he’d get no where with actual progressive democrats. He’ll go that red-state “call it like it is, but oh take me…

Hate burst your anodynity but political outrage radio has no requirement for political consistency.

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

Then you have the White Parties, at his house by the Beverly Hills Hotel, and he’d always get mad because I’d never wear white.

Just on the off chance...(I know). In the past 75 years, Notre Dame has had presidents named Cavanaugh, o’donnel, o’hara, o’donnell (different one) Cavanaugh (yet another one) Morrisey, Malley and others, pretty sure they were all catholic (since they’re priests and all) the Fightin’ Irish name was an insult to…

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Bail has been set at $1,000 each, with the NBA to fund the remaining $48,000.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.