It’s entertainment, you’re not fighting a war, Captain America. Settle down.

You obviously missed the announcement 6 months ago.

Charles Goodell was a moderate Republican, a species that was hunted to extinction long ago.

The rain delay outside Wrigley’s bathrooms was much worse.

Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

In fairness to Nick Saban, his idea of somebody being a good person begins and ends with if they're a good football player. So to him, the guy is still a good person.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Yes, that's the important thing.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

1. Deadlines don't move unless there's an emergency.

Contrast to Joba Chamberlain's answer to the same question: "Do what now?"

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

So you want MLS to be the first sporting organization ever to not care about making money? Sounds reasonable

"Whatever, dude. I get handcuffed at second base like three times a game."

Judge: "In sum, the decision by the Commissioner was arbitrary and capricious"

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

Yeah, but the phrase "the MLS" is an easy way to identify people who like to pontificate about MLS without really knowing anything about it.