That's actually some pretty great handwriting considering the sonofabitch was looking in the mirror the entire time he penned that letter.

BEACH MODE

...he was telling me what to do, and I, for whatever reason, was letting him.

not to mention a wildly below-market rate $1 land transfer for 39 vacant parcels

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

At least Cowherd is going after a white guy for once.

He did such a good job stealing defeat from the jaws of victory that I half expect the Democratic Party to hire him to run their next presidential campaign.

Deflategate aside, I would not be upset if something catastrophic - and likely intentional - happened to Sepp Blatter.

For posterity's sake, your comment made it to morning radio here in the Twin Cities. Congrats!

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

I said, hey bud, you can't support someone under a fucking rock.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

#PriestMode

God Hates Jags

Garden of Weeden

Dead Sea Sproles

Well, to be fair, the people in this story were probably all white.

I get a kick out of the fact that all of these people are now dead.

'"Actually," Scarborough wrote in his Politico column, "it is offensive because the gesture suggests that a police officer pointed a gun and shot a black man whose arms were in the air while he said 'hands up, don't shoot.'"'

Soccer? Yes.