Did his teammates go to his birthday party? (Just saw that movie, sorry.)

You laugh, but Ted Williams is skinny as shit now.

Public service announcement: condoms are really, really cheap.

“In a state of Hysteria? I thought it was Nevada.” —- Emmitt Smith

Buc fan since 1976.

It was the necklace, wasn’t it?

Hey, when your varsity is STACKED, it’s not easy to earn a place on the team.

BREAKING: Douchebag-douchebag marriage upheld by Supreme Court.

Stereotypes are great time-savers.

The kid deeply regrets the role he played in the incident.

Oh, make this happen to Peter King. Funniest dash cam video ever.

Depends on how sorry she is for the role she played in the incident.

Ol’ Snake. And, as we know now, he lasted two years in Houston, went 16-12 as a starter, lost the one playoff game at Oakland and was off to New Orleans (where he went 11-11 as a starter in two years and lost the gig to Richard Todd, of all people). Colorful. We don’t have guys like him anymore.

So someone’s going to take a pass on this project, instead of running with it? Where have I heard that before?

I know fuck-all about the UFC, but I know Mike Goldberg is a douchebag, so, good on ya.

Proving once again that if you haven’t won the Heisman Trophy, the Florida state attorney’s office will prosecute you.

How about Cathal Kelley? He’s an idiot, too.

Let us all pretend that nothing after the end of T2 ever happened. Or will. Or something.

In the future, more than 5,000 people will claim to have been there to see that as it happened.

No fair! You shouldn’t have to beat good teams to win a World Cup!