It’s Caitlyn Flood.

I wish reasonable people would run for office.

Serious question: have we ever actually gone down any of the thousands of slippery slopes people said various social changes would lead us down?

Or, as he’s known in Tallahassee, “The polite one.”

“Don’t stay in school, kids. Look at how it worked out for me.” —- Matt Leinart

Still better than the banner R. Kelly had made up.

Definitely better than Steven Souza, Jr.

Besides CNN’s banner graphic, you mean?

Duh. Racism got destroyed when we elected a black president. Twice. Didn’t you hear?

As a white male, I am doing what I always do when I am asked for any opinion about that particular word: putting my hands in my pockets and whistling while looking up at the ceiling.

Man, I grew up in the South, and let me tell you: Southerners don’t move this fricking fast for anything.

Wait...

“I have to hand it to him.” —- God

“But don’t get mad over Solo playing. Sports fans long ago learned to accept our male heroes as anything but heroic. It’s time to let our women be the same.”

When asked about Ian Desmond’s sacrifice, the Cubs’ new shortstop in 2025 said, “Who?”

The Rays could never do this. They are still using TRS-80s.

The Rays usually play without a right fielder. They have some stiff standing out there, but he’s terrible.

Also:

“Oh, sure, NOW.” —- Dusty Baker

Rather that than my ex-wife.