He’s so old he was born in a time when we didn’t argue fucking minutiae with strangers over a series of interconnected tubes.

The W in ESPNW stands for “Whuck?”

(Ironically, in the 1980s, it was a previous incarnation of NASL that owned the title before succumbing to financial troubles.)

And not because you own the URL for American Premier League, not at all, right, Dennis?

Fuck. And Steven Souza, Jr. can’t catch a goddamned baseball with both hands AND a glove.

The fourth one had, until recently, never been used.

Said Pat Bowlen, “It’s okay, son. It’s already forgotten.”

At least he didn’t kiss a guy on ESPN, amiright?

“c’est la vie,” génie.

That’s a relief.

This. Suicide is a complex issue, and coverage of it has been - traditionally - as insensitive as the original remark. Kudos, Anna. More from the National Institute of Mental Health.

“See, it’s funny because it’s a big hat.”

“From here on out, no matter what happens, I’ll forever be associated with domestic violence.”

Pictured: Henry Cavill in deleted scene from the Man of Steel DVD.

Get one signed by Caitlyn Jenner recently and I’m all in.

Obviously not in The Unwritten Rules(TM).

Because any time you have a chance to add a selfish, professional organizational cancer to your group, you have to take it.

If only someone had locked up Greg Hardy.

No, I’m just old and always liked Vince Ferragamo. He’s a stand-in for Bobby Bonilla in the drama of Having To Pay Players Long After They Are Gone.

They can demand whatever they like. But the history of these things shows that they’d have to give up something else, like a much longer agreement than they would like, or some other concession. And you have to have leverage to actually get what you demand. I am not 100% sure the owners wouldn’t give the replacement…