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Son of a snake, if they bring that kind of passion and care to the movie, I might just have to get a ticket!

I have no idea in what way this movie is reminding you of Indonesian walking dead rituals, but you paint a vivid picture and your comment deserves a star for posing an interesting juxtaposition, being educational, and contemplating Western civilization while also at the same time being completely fu*king incoherent.

I feel like that’s what literally every video game movie does, and it literally never works.

Agreed. This project could go wildly in any direction in terms of quality, but he’s definitely not coming across as a hired gun.

And if Kong: Skull Island is anything to go by, this movie is going to ooze in pulpy style. It’s going to look great.

this article isn’t informative or funny. was it written in jest? little disappointed in the clickbait. 

I like Nerd Rage, but I haven’t read Life in Aggro in over a year, I’d be perfectly content with removing that one.

In a fantasy movie, where

All six Stones were needed to erase half the universe: each played a part in the process, it couldn’t have been done if even one of the Stones was missing. The roles played by the stones:

I think all straight married people eventually become incels.

LW1: The issue isn’t that she suddenly decided she was out of his league, the issue was that she was likely never that into him (or anything else about her life) in the first place and settled. It’s extremely telling that, when she felt empowered to live the life she always wanted, that suddenly meant cutting out her

Honestly video games have collectively, for better or worse, to not give a shit about gender and identity norms in historical times. See Battlefield 5.

2-1 odds that LW#1 wife has a side piece. Going out to the clubs and concerts without your SO with that flimsy of an excuse is exactly what my brother’s wife was doing to him before she finally came clean. Leaving that abruptly/refusing to even see if counselling would work. Sorry guy!

Did they ever explain how they are dealing with a female protagonist in one of the most rigidly misogynist cultures in human history?

It’s almost like women’s clothes tend to have lower necklines.

Well their in-house team sucks at that kind of work, so they outsourced it to a mysterious Square Enix employee with known only for having a barcode on the back of his bald head.

I do hope the logo is on the front and the spine art remains the same. I don’t really like it when you can tell you’re using a secondary cover, like with Doom.

Good to see that Soul Calibur writing and voice acting is still exactly the same.

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