Get with the times, grandpa!

I’m actually really glad they dropped the extra stuff, the Switch is fast and the OS isn’t annoying.

Shit, I didn’t get the memo. So here I am at work like an asshole when I could be kicking it at home playing Zelda — I mean making an important political statement with my absence.

Nah, we haven’t really covered it, although I remember hearing somewhere that it got delayed...

It’s an indie, kinda flew under the radar last year. Not surprised you haven’t heard of it.

Never heard of this game. Is it good?

Meanwhile at the Kotaku offices...

What the fuck does he even say in the first three seconds of the video?

“What’s up mublublughl GizmosSlip.”

Jason, could you comment at all on why this is fundamentally different from other open world games? You climb towers to reveal the map, you come across enemies and enemy encampments that you need to come up with an approach for, you find special areas, etc.

“Well excuuuuse me, Princess” *wails on air guitar*

Boy am I glad they didn’t go with modern guitar wielding link. Ugh.

The writing in this mission is really bad. For example:

Minor update: PR for Nintendo tells me that the company is aware of reports some reviewers had w/ Joy-Con de-synch and are investigating. Nothing more yet

Agreed, also it just felt super generic. Such as, cool there’s a “base” with some troops, and wow I can enter it from any side (because it typically has no walls) or “approach the mission however I want”. Great. Too bad the “missions” are often forgettable, usually devolve into: go to point A, fulton out guy X, exit…

That Chi-Chi goes for amazon position every time?

This just helps my case that the theory of Gohan and Gotenks actually being YAMCHA’s son is true. :P.

Bullshit, at this point Super doesnt know what is doing. And the reason the writters put that on the show is because they literally dont remember about the original dragon ball, and barely remember Z. Thta episode convinced me, like Bulma didnt recognized grown up May, WTF?. And now this, stop

So this means that Vegeta is a better father AND husband than Goku, right?

The fun part is that this means even Vegeta kissed his wife.

Do you remember when Capcom was awesome? Pepperidge Farms remembers.