Black & Decker tools are like toys. Spend the extra $50 and buy a DeWalt, Makita or Milwaukee and you’ll have a real tool for 20 years.

Black & Decker tools are like toys. Spend the extra $50 and buy a DeWalt, Makita or Milwaukee and you’ll have a real…

It seems like a real Sophie’s Choice for the GOP. On one hand, those are likely voters. On the other, it may detract from their ability to service the needs of the donor class. Note that “showing humanity and compassion” will never be a part of this equation, because GOP.

Oh man I was famous for this back in college.

My favorite was my freshman year. It was the last day of class and I was talking with this cute girl that always partnered with me. I asked her some insignificant question like what her grade was on some test or something. She misheard me and answered with her phone number.…

I remember those days.

*shirt is actually green*

I’ll trade places with that first guy. I’ve got the problem of not picking up on clues from women flirting or trying to start something who ARE interested.

Deus ex Coldhands, for real. Does he just hang around waiting for idiot nephews?

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

We Will Jail You For Speeding Memorial Highway...

How about chupathingy

I told you to quit makin’ up animals!

I’m coming up Chupacabra.

I think it looks more like a puma.

They will ferociously hunt their prey... even if that means thair own demise.

Meanwhile, lurking in the background, a disgruntled driver who thought this was a Cars & Coffee, looks for a place to crash for the night.

Torchinsky as always with the bat-shit insane suggestion. God I love this website.

We need Abraham Lincoln back if we wanna do that... And I mean we need him back to help with GM “declaring war” on itself. Lmao

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

But what do you do if some anarchist in the house next to you paints his porch the wrong shade of brown? This is the land of freedom, and that means I’m free from having to look at a dark cappuccino porch, when it should be golden harvest.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.