I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

But what do you do if some anarchist in the house next to you paints his porch the wrong shade of brown? This is the land of freedom, and that means I’m free from having to look at a dark cappuccino porch, when it should be golden harvest.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Now I’m wondering what the OTHER vehicle is that’s covered up in their garage....

Triumph of the At-Will

I’ve decided that the writers have dubbed Davos and Bronn as the Chorus of GoT.

I love my job. My only issues come from time crunches, really. There’s always a need for new articles to go up, and you want to do each one just right, so time’s an issue. But I really can’t complain! I’m sorry you’re hating your job— I hope that gets better.

I’m gonna buy this jag so I can pick up some cougars!

In a two week period last year Trump was elected, I got laid off when the company I worked for went to shit, and I found out my wife was cheating on me. I spent a lot of time crying in my shower. It was kind of awesome... no, not awesome; but definitely a pretty great place to be a blubbery mess. You can blow your…

Shower sex is the worst.

Right? You have sex in the afternoon/evening after you finish cleaning or errands or whatever, you bone, then you crack a beer and play video games. We can’t be the only couple who does this.

Although shower sex itself is annoying as fuck

As a guy that has “lost his wind” more often than I’d like and has had it cause issues in relationships, I can post tips on this brand-new burner account.

Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh.

Unpopular Opinion time: Thats hilarious.

This is the most correct comment

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the author calling musk a sick son of a bitch or you calling the author a “journalist” lolz there’s none of those around here

Breathtaking incompetence is this administration’s fucking wheelhouse!

Banana.

This reminds me of one time, I was driving in my relatively new (to me) Mazdaspeed3. My girlfriend and I were heading to our friend’s house on fourth of July to watch fireworks and there were a lot of families walking around the neighborhood with their kids. As such, I was driving carefully and WELL under the speed…