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Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get

It is true. He also has an Oscar and a Tony.

Once, when I apologized for my unshaven legs during the early part of of our courtship (‘cause after like seven dates that shit is out the window unless I feel like it), my now-husband said, “Men don’t care about the rough, they just want to get on the green.” Now, my husband is neither a golfer nor a dudebro, so I

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Karma is a bitch

That and the added bonus of murdering POC.

I think she’s campaigned for the title role in “Squirrel Girl” which sounds incredibly stupid, but the book itself is delightful, very funny, and doesn’t take the whole superhero thing too seriously (although she does fight established Marvel Universe bad-guys).

Classic american paranoia. You should make it illegal.

“For some reason, the issue of my ED has become a paramount issue for Mother”. Mike Pence, c2010

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

No one screams Idiot more than George W, Bush either. I mean come one, if people accuse up talkers as idiots and your response is Bush, it is like you are not even trying.

I personally find up talk vapid and insecure, maybe it is a cultural thing. It may work for some people in USA, but I can be damn sure everyone outside the country is going to judge you. I kinda get it when Nigerian, Indian or French people have vocalisation attributes rub on to their accent on secondary language.

Also, I am officially a middle aged parent now, because when I see that image above my first thought is “Oooh I really like that backsplash.”

Have you learned another language before? I hate Melania and her choices and feel no pity for her apparent misery at her situation, but learning another language (much less 4!) is very hard and sometimes people are never be able to completely master a nonnative language. That doesn’t mean they aren’t well-spoken in

Just to troll him, she should have asked if she could have a picture holding everyone’s hands.