Classic american paranoia. You should make it illegal.

“For some reason, the issue of my ED has become a paramount issue for Mother”. Mike Pence, c2010

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

He seems to be working right now...

No one screams Idiot more than George W, Bush either. I mean come one, if people accuse up talkers as idiots and your response is Bush, it is like you are not even trying.

I personally find up talk vapid and insecure, maybe it is a cultural thing. It may work for some people in USA, but I can be damn sure everyone outside the country is going to judge you. I kinda get it when Nigerian, Indian or French people have vocalisation attributes rub on to their accent on secondary language.…

Also, I am officially a middle aged parent now, because when I see that image above my first thought is “Oooh I really like that backsplash.”

Have you learned another language before? I hate Melania and her choices and feel no pity for her apparent misery at her situation, but learning another language (much less 4!) is very hard and sometimes people are never be able to completely master a nonnative language. That doesn’t mean they aren’t well-spoken in…

Just to troll him, she should have asked if she could have a picture holding everyone’s hands.

Call that skull fucking

Agreed. Roles like his character in Tropic Thunder make me love him.

I made it 5 minutes before I realized that he wasn’t going to find Bubba.

Gizmodo and io9 made the mistake of taking on refugees after Gawker sank into the water.

There is an episode called Jumping the Shark. You can’t kill Supernatural.

You know, when I see great, great actors in terrible movies, I’m reminded of the quote Michael Caine made when Jaws 2 came out:

“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

I mean, it’s right there in the word: al-gorithm...al Qeada... same-same.