No one screams Idiot more than George W, Bush either. I mean come one, if people accuse up talkers as idiots and your response is Bush, it is like you are not even trying.

I personally find up talk vapid and insecure, maybe it is a cultural thing. It may work for some people in USA, but I can be damn sure everyone outside the country is going to judge you. I kinda get it when Nigerian, Indian or French people have vocalisation attributes rub on to their accent on secondary language.…

Also, I am officially a middle aged parent now, because when I see that image above my first thought is “Oooh I really like that backsplash.”

Have you learned another language before? I hate Melania and her choices and feel no pity for her apparent misery at her situation, but learning another language (much less 4!) is very hard and sometimes people are never be able to completely master a nonnative language. That doesn’t mean they aren’t well-spoken in…

Just to troll him, she should have asked if she could have a picture holding everyone’s hands.

Agreed. Roles like his character in Tropic Thunder make me love him.

I made it 5 minutes before I realized that he wasn’t going to find Bubba.

I think you’re referring to the publicity stunt by Toyota when they towed the OV-105 Endeavor orbiter through a section of Los Angeles with a Toyota Tundra. Yes it’s an aircraft thought technically a glider in Earth’s Atmosphere during re-entry.

I wonder how many rejections to job offers this administration gets? Humor me here, but you’d assume these types of dipshits aren’t their #1 choices for these roles, right? I mean, at the point, having “The National Organization for Toddler Smoking & Puppy Murder” probably looks better on a resume than “The Trump…

Oh my god, I shouldn’t post this, but I’m going to post this anyway.

needs moar lights

i laughed

All previously-owned by Jon Voight?

I guarantee they deliver newspapers with it

Hmm... What should I spend a cool grand on, this or a non-firing replica of the Blade Runner gun?

I can fap to both of them, so that’s not a tie breaker, I’m afraid.

Having more methods of research is a good thing, but I like big on-site inventories too.

Yup, you got those rules exactly right.

I have it on good word from someone who works in fashion that the Trump administration has commissioned Hugo Boss to design new uniforms for the police and all airline personnel. The theme is brown shirts, offset with some sort of shiny boot. They also incorporate a striking armband.

Blue=water