Great. Now my life will not be complete until I watch Scoob and the gang help Glenn and his band mates solve the mystery haunting his grandmother’s cookie factory.

There you go, son.

Yeah, I can’t believe he had the nerve to tear up the backyard of a rental property without talking to his landlord first. He sounds like a nightmare of a tenant. It’s fortunate that his landlords don’t care, but JFC you just don’t do that to someone else’s property.

Totally agree. Imagine renting to someone who pulled this shit.

In regards to the Neighbor, they can shove it (as long as David wasn’t throwing mud onto their property, or doing this at some unGodly hour of the night). But he did destroy a groomed, grassed, landscaped yard without asking permission first. In a house that you rent you wouldn’t cut a hole in the wall for a new…

Yeah i mean, he pays rent to live there and clearly has zero respect for that. I was looking at the previous posts he did, and what you can see of his house, is a pigsty. He’s damn lucky he has the landlords that he does.

I was gonna say this too. Yeah, it’s cool to have a mud pit in your backyard and it’s cool your landlords were cool with it but...

There’s religion for you. Peace love and I’ll fucking kill you if you don’t agree

I debated saying “the lunatic fringe of the evangelical movement,” but quickly realized that would be tautologous in the modern context.

It’s Tom from Myspace. He doesn’t need this shit today.

No, you got it wrong. There’s only one set of footprints because Sand people always ride single file, to hide their numbers.

This is so absolutely true.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

They probably would’ve been fine if he hadn’t repeatedly insisted that his “chocolate starfish” could swim where ever it wanted.

OH YEAH GREAT IDEA

American cops be like, “He’s got a flag!!”