In Islam, the prophet is ordinary human and there is seperation between the “word of god” that came through him and his own statement.

his two wives

Could have done a mini amount more?

That’s on the guy cutting in, not the cop. It’s the consequence of Linkin Park douchebag’s actions.

The only nice thing I can say about this is that it killed a 1983 Pontiac Phoenix.

This must have really curbed his enthusiasm.

That’s the shingle best drift I’ve seen today.

I, myself, am I huge proponent of the theory that, as an older man subject to all the metabolic changes men are subject to as they age, he suffered some sort of injury that, serious or not, hampered his ability to keep up his workout regimen, leading to weight gain.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

he doesn’t own them. then he might get taxed, they are on a long term lease.

LOL! Best comment so far!

I hope I’m alive long enough to see the people who don’t give a fuck about driving get autonomous cars. Those people don’t need to be clogging our roads while using their smartphones.

“Gotta love Nintendo’s attention to detail.”

Your wife requires wifi for you to work? I’m so confused.

Better cut that tie rod first :)

I remember going to SXSW when it was a direction.

So if you’re black, you can’t catch a cab. If you’re a cop, you can’t catch an Uber. If you’re a black cop, you’re getting too old for this sh*t.

You clearly don’t understand the ‘90s.

Every molestation begins with Jared.