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Ten points to Ravenclaw for the Eddie Izzard reference in the tag.

I mean, he won this little game. Cost the Dems the Senate, maybe the presidency and can now pick and choose any well paid conservative think tank, lobbying, or talking head position he wants.

Yeah that’s not happening

North pole would be better :)

Unfortunately, when you get that high up the ladder you don’t get fired.

... so I shouldn’t get that Bitch Planet “NC” tattoo I’ve been toying with the idea of for the last year or two?

Because whenever any automaker gets the balls to make something that breaks tradition, every shits on it for being the ugliest thing on four wheels.

Obama should do Hillary, the country and history a favor and fire him before he leaves office. His running account of his investigation served neither the interest of justice nor the American people. It did however help Republicans continue their all out assault on the truth. The Director of the FBI is supposed to

Almost none. Seriously, people drive hateful little silver boxes because individuality is discouraged now.

I’d happily predict that his physical office gets ‘slated for [indeterminant] renovation’ and he has to find new digs.

Not even going to mention the title(s) of the manga? Okay.

Not defending Comey here, because his decision was dumb, but realistically they had no idea that the investigation was going to finish up this quickly. It only did because almost all of the emails were duplicates of the ones they already had. Last week they were saying there was “no way” the investigation would be

In theory FBI terms are ten years, but in reality they don’t ever really work out exactly like that. Clinton won’t fire the guy because the bad optics wouldn’t be worth it—but Obama could, or more likely, either Clinton or Obama could either sweet-talk him into resigning or make his life miserable enough that he’d

“That’s how she murdered Vince Foster!”

My dad had a two door blazer. He said four doors were for people who wanted kids.

Because non-car people just see cars as transportation.

It’s as if they gave the engineers a life-size Lego set and a case of Robitussin.

Yikes.

Both mouth and nose, you skilled demon. Owwww.