Accused of being Mexican? You sound like Michael Scott from the office. “Oscar, is there any way to refer to you that is less offensive than Mexican?”

Yes. Usually women have to marry a guy before she makes him want to kill himself.

Lol. Yep

It is a tragedy, she had alread bred.

After they turned their body cams back on.

A remember a news story of a woman in Walmart whose toddler took her loaded, chambered gun out of her purse and shot the mother. It was hilarious. Too bad these morons usually hurt someone else.

Can I shut the damn noise off? I dont have kids and sometimes put stuff in the back of the car. The last thing i need is another fucking chime. It already sounds like a Chuck -E- Cheese when i get in the car. Now I will have an alarm for getting out too?

The more I read about Nintendo, the more it seems like it is run by people who were fired from the Trump administration for incompetance. This battery issue could have happened to any company, but the sentiment is still accurate.

Can you draw a lightning bolt on his forehead?

That is the sort of thinking that got Agent Orange elected in the first place.

Dems should really beat the GOP at their own game. Start leaking rumors that you just made up. Feed the Chump’s paranoia. When they negotiate a bill in secret like the healthcare bill, fill the void with misinformation of the worst sort.

This may be a double post. Sorry. Kinja Ate the First One.

I was talking to someone in HR at a hospital. The said they had a lot of people out on STD in the last year. I giggled.

The problem with your argument is you have to have Down Syndrome to become a cop in most places.

The Browns are your alcoholic brother. You love him because he is famliy. You want the best for him, but he always is a disappointment. Sure he will periodically get his shit together sober up and get a job, but you cant really enjoy it can you. You know he will just fuck it up and fall off the wagon and turn back…

I was worried about that as a kid so learned to give head and other ways to satisfy women. Turns out size isnt a problem either. So generally good allround. Learn to please your partner. Equipment is largely irrelevant.

No you don’t. You know the term Banana Republic? That comes from the 19th century when our military were used to overthrow governments in favor of United Fruit Company, now Chiquita.

From an accounting perspective $2M would be considered less than clearly trivial.

He should have said, “its like a regular crossbow, but this one goes to eleven,... eleven.”

Dont forget to take a coat hanger or flight of stairs.