This may be a double post. Sorry. Kinja Ate the First One.

I was talking to someone in HR at a hospital. The said they had a lot of people out on STD in the last year. I giggled.

The problem with your argument is you have to have Down Syndrome to become a cop in most places.

The Browns are your alcoholic brother. You love him because he is famliy. You want the best for him, but he always is a disappointment. Sure he will periodically get his shit together sober up and get a job, but you cant really enjoy it can you. You know he will just fuck it up and fall off the wagon and turn back…

I was worried about that as a kid so learned to give head and other ways to satisfy women. Turns out size isnt a problem either. So generally good allround. Learn to please your partner. Equipment is largely irrelevant.

From an accounting perspective $2M would be considered less than clearly trivial.

This: it must be nepotisim. How else are they so consistently incompetent? They only succeed to the extent that they do due to fan boys and mostly inertia. Nintendo has some great IP, but terrible product and follow through.

I actually laughed at that. Thanks.

At least you’ll “never forget”!

Liberals and gays are what brought down the towers, since they burn hotter than jet fuel and melted the steel beams. I seen it on Britebart.

Where is a Somali police officer when you need one?

Of course, suggesting they both be fixed to keep them breeding is considered in poor taste, but it is perfectly fine to let them breed childeren they are incapable of caring for. This is how presidents are made.

No. It is because he has been diagnosed with Republicanism, often mistaken for a brain tumor or dementia. There is no known cure. Symptoms include, the inabilty to form cogent thoughts and a complete absense of both heart and spine.

Apparently I’m weird. I think it is sexy as hell. Not a fan of gold, but would not say no to a free one.

We could mine nodules on the sea floor with the Glomar Explorer, if it weren’t a cover story for slavaging a Soviet Sub.

If it weren’t for all the libtard takers, John Galt would have invented an engine that takes energy right put of the air. Stupid EPA regulations stopped that.

Musk is beholden to big battery, otherwise he would have invented it by now!

I think it was a ring of child molesters working out of a pizza shop. That is the most reasonable explanation.

“lost retired hunting dog”...uh-huh. Totally not abandoned.

The cause of your anxiety is your ego. You are assuming that everyone is paying attention to you and cares if you are peeing or not. They don’t. You aren’t important and no one outside of your circle cares about you. The universe does not revolve around you. You will be happier when you realize this.