You may have noticed on this site that only men can be sexist because all men are sex crazed morons.

Yay! Yes that is true too. You get a gold star. Only republicans can be racist and homophobic too. We liberal are only concerned, helpful citizens.

Yes. That is the rule.

Quick! Call Greenpeace, so they can shove him back in the water!

If the victims of police violence donated their monetary awards to a super PAC to influence legislation, it would rival the Koch brothers.

Hear!Hear!.

If black lives dont matter, and Bill Cosby is black, and Bill Cosby violates the bodily integrity of women and gets away with it, what is the value of women?

This is why the GOP hates education. It is bad for business.

Have you ever put anything you shouldn’t in a power socket? You know what happens? Not much. You get a little zap. Maybe ruin the outlet. The chance of a fire or serious injury is minimal. Now be a good ‘Merican, buy a gun and leave it loaded around your childeren because that is perfectly safe.

“It is remotely dangerous. PANIC!!!” ~nearly every American.

They had to take the beer out first.

VW should get one of their old beetles out of storage and do this.

Hahaha, I laughed like an idiot at that. It is like the Arthur memes. Hahaha

17. To the pain 
Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished.…

You say crazy, I say sexy.

I have no idea how men wear skinny jeans. I get squeezed in regular jeans and I am not John Hamm.

So...how waz it?

I am not hopeful about automous cars. I’ll tell you why. My company recently upgraded software. Now I get random errors in Excel with no obvious trigger.

You feel about mechanics the way I do about doctors.