This is why the GOP hates education. It is bad for business.

Have you ever put anything you shouldn’t in a power socket? You know what happens? Not much. You get a little zap. Maybe ruin the outlet. The chance of a fire or serious injury is minimal. Now be a good ‘Merican, buy a gun and leave it loaded around your childeren because that is perfectly safe.

“It is remotely dangerous. PANIC!!!” ~nearly every American.

They had to take the beer out first.

VW should get one of their old beetles out of storage and do this.

Hahaha, I laughed like an idiot at that. It is like the Arthur memes. Hahaha

17. To the pain 
Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished.…

You say crazy, I say sexy.

I have no idea how men wear skinny jeans. I get squeezed in regular jeans and I am not John Hamm.

So...how waz it?

I am not hopeful about automous cars. I’ll tell you why. My company recently upgraded software. Now I get random errors in Excel with no obvious trigger.

You feel about mechanics the way I do about doctors.

A rainbow is made when sunlight passes at roughly 45 degree angle through falling water which will split the light as a prisim.

I did not read the original article. Does this only apply to new car inventories or used as well. How am I supposed to buy a used car at a dealer if the dealer does not have much inventory? I get that with a new car you can order one to your specs and the dealer will find one that fits, that wont work with used.

1) Being willfully black in public is a capital offense.

Lol. Haha. I run into that probably 6 times a week. I just walk past them and keep doing what I’m doing. I used to tell them to get to the point or speed it up, or move it along. The problem is the other person is completely self absorbed and being as direct and blunt as possible doesn’t even get through to them. When…

Haha! Yeah, don’t do that. Unless you can get away with it. :)

I can’t help you with your sweaty palms. I can’t stand my sweaty back while driving. I cannot yet afford a car with cooled seats, which is one of the few options that I want. Is there another good solution?

I think it would be playing dumb, going out of your way to miss the point or refusing to make a decision, generally being obnoxious.