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“New Jersey??? Wow. Who woulda thought.”

I have a Sonata and love it. I hate that stupid LED light though. I considered jamming a screwdriver in it. I covered it with an “I Voted” sticker instead. All of the interior lights are too bright and I cant turn most of them down.

Dad?

You have a better chance of being killed by a toddler in ‘Merica than terrorists. More shocking, there is a statistic for that.

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This is old news, my ex was raised by monkeys, or at peast you would think so by the mess she would leave in the house, heat on and windows open too.

What he works for Penn (pedophile)State? It all makes sense now. Will he get a promotion?

They should really make a video of that. :)

1) they planned to air it after the Challenger exploded. How cynical is that? They blew it up for a commercial.

Agreed. For $10 or 20K mor he can completely pay for college at a state univeristy. Better if he invests it he can make more money than he would pay in interest and borrow the money for school and pay it off when he is done. Pissing it away on a car woulf be fun but stupid.

I hope it ends like the Game of Thrones fight between The Mountain and that dude from Dorne.

“I didn’t think he ment ALL the Jews”

Finish tricking it out and make a full on, battle car. :)

Shut up. I was told it is a good size. I hate it when you ask if I’m inside. :(

Greatest generation then?

They could have toxoplasmosis and have brain parasites that make them sexually attracted to tornados.

Wait. Hold on. You had a shoebox?

That is just another service I provide pro bono. I get paid to be boring. I don’t enjoy that as much.

Find something you are good at and make it a career.

You’re wasting moonshine. >:(