I just checked out that dealer. I had never seen a Nissan Figaro before. Now I have to have one. I live reasonably close to VA.

“I think women are great. There really fantastic! Their so wonderful every person should own one. I have Three!!”

Mr. Torch,

I hope when the time comes, my friend George will take me out to a field and tell me about the rabbits.

This is exactly why the general population (me) should not be allowed to carry firearms everywhere.

I remember going to SXSW when it was only SXS.

She didnt want her door dinged.

Alternate headline: Two Poor Bastards Live With Disappointment Two Days Longer Than Everyone Else

Yes. Duh, of course. I should have known. The old vacuum tubes in my skull need to be replaced.

The stopwatch and map would work underwater too, except, the ocean is moving and taking you with it both vertically and horizontially. It is akin to your anology but encountering the jet stream from any direction, and all the time.

I had to go way to far down into the comments for this.

Does it tell you where the cops are? Because Waze does, and its free. Works just fine all of the time.

It will be a selling point for me if I can use my phone to:

Its cool. Ironically friendly fire is my video game handle. For similar reasons, being on the receiving end.

Um.. were you responding to me? I was in the Cheating is Bad camp.

I remember that time I was texting and walking. I missed the step down off of the curb and fucked your mom. Accidents happen, I’ll be more careful in the future.

Driving slow in the left lane. I hope they all get cheated on.

So if your SO punches you in the gut, for whatever reason or no reason, you think you should stay with them. After all it was only one mistake. It does not define the rich tapestry of life and shit. Right?

Basically, she is unhappy that he doesnt trust her when she admits she is untrustworthy. The first thing she says is once she loses some weight she cant be trusted. He knows this too. She is fucked and he is only staying with her now because he is trapped by the kid, the house, the bills, family etc..